Eye Candy #203 - "Meet the Spartans"

Meet the Spartans:  If I could rate this less than 1 star, I would. Directed by the same crapmasters (Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg) who gave us "Epic Movie" (arguably the worst film EVER MADE), this one sends up more pop culture in general and "300" in particular...words simply can't express how awful this movie is. Seriously. When you have to force-feed the jokes to the audience...those jokes suck. Carmen Electra? Cut that crap out. Diedrich Bader? What the hell are you doing here? The best part? The film is all of 71 minutes. SEVENTY-ONE MINUTES. The worst part? There are more of these films from these same two hacks on the way. Woodchuck sez, "Not as bad as 'Epic Movie', but still pretty horrific."