Eye Candy #390 - "Bloody Mary" (2006)

Bloody Mary: Low budget, low talent, all the lows you can imagine.  A film trashy enough to have one of the characters strip in the first 2 minutes, but only trashy enough to barely show it  We also get some male nudity from the rear and who goes to see a horror movie because of male nudity?  Developed around the urban legend of the same name (people reciting the name “bloody Mary” while looking into a mirror, and Bloody Mary, like the boogeyman, coming for them), we have a group of nurses as a psychiatric hospital whose hazing ritual involves calling up Bloody Mary in the abandoned basement.  The sister of one of the victims investigates.  When I say the acting is bad here, I’ve seen a lot of bad acting in my day.  Some of the people in this film were absolutely TERRIBLE.   At the top of the bad heap is Danni Ravden, as Jenna, the “mean nurse“ and head of the hazing, who can’t act her way out of a paper bag…so she just takes her top off instead.  I can’t say enough bad things about this film to truly illustrate how terrible it is.  “Indie horror thriller” doesn’t always have to mean “utter garbage”, but in this case, it is.   Woodchuck sez,  “Completely avoid.  You‘ll thank me later.”