Eye Candy #72 - "The Transporter 2"

Transporter 2: Things I learned from "The Transporter 2": 1.) the most efficient way to remove an explosive from the bottom of your speeding high-performance European automobile is to flip said automobile into a flying lateral spin so that you can knock it off with the conveniently placed crane hook; 2.) you shouldn't have random walls of giant metal spikes lying around your apartment, especially when you do a lot of hand-to-hand combat there; and 3.) there is apparently no script below Jason Statham's agent, who deserves a righteous slap to the jaw. Statham, now schticking a role he could play in his sleep, is back as executive courier with a black belt and conscience to help save a friend's son. Insert one heavy with a slightly European-accent, and South Florida will never be the same. This film is almost criminally dumb. I don't know what Matthew Modine is doing here. He apparently doesn't either. Woodchuck sez, "Recommended as therapy for the mental ill."