Friday, June 25, 2010

Eye Candy #413 - "Assassination" (1987)

Assassination:  An inescapably bad, bad film, starring Man's Man Charles Bronson as Jay Killian, a secret service agent assigned to protect the wife of the President (played by Jill Ireland), protecting her from (*surprise*) assassination.  Given as she is almost the most irritating woman on the planet, so loud and so stupid, the assassins would be doing us a favor to remove the First Lady if she was so crappy.  The dialogue is bad.  The acting is worse.  The action scenes are laughable and sloppy (that you can see Bronson's stunt double head-on several times is so amateurish).   They even manage to louse up the soundtrack.  This is arguably one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen.  Woodchuck sez, “Skip it.”

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